Men’s Hygiene: How to Wipe Your Ass CLEAN
We all know that wiping incorrectly after going #2 can lead to health problems such as urinary tract infections (UTIs) and bacterial infections in women and those with front holes. The solution? Always wipe from front to back to prevent the spread of bacteria and fecal matter toward your sensitive areas. Oh, you might ask yourself, BUTT does it really matter for men too? Men have a longer urethral tube, along with other factors, makes them less likely to get UTIs.
YES. IT DOES.
As a gay man, you know that hygiene is key to keeping your nether regions clean and ready for action. Did you know how you wipe after using the bathroom could impact your chances with potential partners? Wiping from back to front can smear fecal matter towards the perineum (taint) and scrotum (ball sack), causing an unpleasant odor and turning away potential suitors from placing their faces near your junk. This major turn-off for potential sexual partners may lead to embarrassment and shame. Nobody wants to get a whiff of that (unless they're into that).
So to avoid the potential for these awkward moments of rejection, take some action in hygiene! It's essential to be mindful of your wiping technique. When wiping, always start from the front and move towards the back towards your tailbone.
If you're not a fan of traditional wiping methods, consider investing in my favorite thing ever, a bidet, or using wet wipes instead (but DO NOT flush them). I also like foams, lotions, or sprays that you can put on regular flushable toilet paper for that extra cleaning power. Water is the universal solvent for a reason. It can help melt away remnants of fecal matter that would otherwise stay on your skin. Also, when you shower, I suggest using mild soap to cleanse the area and a detachable shower head that can aim the stream toward your butt.
And don't forget to increase your fiber intake to help regulate your bowel movements and make wiping easier. If you square in your fiber intake, you will barely have anything to wipe! The paper will come out surprisingly exceptionally clean. Trust us, your future partners will thank you whether you top, bottom, or do anything in between.
So, to avoid any embarrassing and shameful moments, make sure to wipe front to back, invest in a bidet, and keep up with a healthy fiber-rich diet. And if you need any more tips or guidance, don't hesitate to schedule an appointment with a pelvic floor therapist. We are more than prescribing Kegels! Your body (and your potential partners) will thank you.
On the other end of the spectrum, might you be wiping too harshly with OCD vigor? Try using a dabbing motion, and any combinations of the cleaning techniques above for a more gentle and effective clean.
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